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Crime Scene Dead Body Beach Towel

The Dead Body Beach Towel is sure to grab some attention, and it's sure to keep bodies dry and covered. Made of 100% cotton, this Dead Body Beach Towel looks like something out of a crime scene.

At 62in. x 30in., it's just the right size for almost anyone. Well, except anyone looking to take your spot on the beach. We don't think anyone would look at this dead body beach towel and dare mess with its owner!

Oh, and if anyone gets suspicious of the dead body chalk outline on the beach towel, don't worry. We can keep quiet. But before you get any funny ideas, just remember, we know where you live...

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