Are you punctual, productive, and conscientious? Now there's help. Because work expands to fit the time available, it's never been easier to do the minimum amount of work in the maximum amount of time. Whether you're naturally organized, cursed with achievement, or simply obsessive-compulsive, we'll show you how to stop performing and start procrastinating today. Or tomorrow.
Learn how to:
- Shirk responsibility and put off personal goals
- Make your home and office space more conducive to procrastination
- Ignore piles of paper, angry phone calls, and urgent emails
- Remove anxiety, fearfulness, and stress
- Watch more television
Ideal as a gift to a lazy co-worker.