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Racing Grannies

Just wind up our Racing Grannies and watch them go. Whether racing to the buffet table or chasing after a younger man, these venerable vixens really know how to move. Not necessarily the prettiest pair of sagging seniors, the Racing Grannies are sure to entertain!

This present answers a question that has baffled most great minds over the centuries: how funny would it be to spike your Nan's tea with some guarana? In reality � not wise, but thanks to the Racing Grannies, we can give you a glimpse of what could happen�

To understand what this gift brings to the table, just think of the rush there'd be for a half price sale on false teeth. Or a knitting competition with �1,000,000 in prizes. Or free Bingo. Just wind them and watch them tear off � not the sexiest twins you've ever seen but they're certainly the most mature.

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