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Bacon Shaped Adhesive Bandages

Ouch. That smarts. Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a free toy. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Jesus Adhesive Bandages are also available.

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